October 01, 2004

Hair Crimes of Aged Apes

This morning I woke up to find a hair in my nostril. Not a nostril hair, a long head hair. I wonder if a hair could worm its way up through my nasal passages, inch by inch, curling through flesh and mucous membrane like a skewer to the brain… and if so, it would be a great and undetectable way to murder an unwanted spouse.

Yesterday I either had a 24-hour bug, a nasty case of food poisoning, or a re-annual grape hangunder. I felt so sick that I even missed The Simpsons! This morning I have thankfully progressed to the geriatric chimp stage, where my gait involves a lot of slow semi-crouched baby steps and a head kept at grim half-mast. Oook ook.

Man I am soooo looking forward to the next two weeks up North! It’s going to be awesome to see everyone again *grin* Three more sleeps to go, three more sleeps til Welly... I can't promise to be a big fat fella, and I won't drink beer, but any other alcohololol is likely to be fair game... and presents will have to remain a secret until I check my list again :)

Posted by phreq at October 1, 2004 11:36 AM | TrackBack
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Woot! You'll be here soon!

also, hope you get past the chimp stage soon!

Posted by: Jenni at October 1, 2004 12:58 PM

We shall pick you up from the airport and suffocate you with HUGS!

My room is tidy! You can visit it if you like and even stay in room with me some.

~warning - giffy snores bigtime - warning~

that is all

Posted by: giffy at October 1, 2004 03:47 PM

Cool! Transport *and* a tidy room - I am being spoilt :)

That's ok... you snore... I have sleeping pills! We shall get along just fine :)

I am passed the chimp stage, but I suspect I may have broken a rib - sounds ridiculous - but it feels mightly similar to the last time I broke a rib. And since the treatment for broken ribs is exactly the same as for sprained ribs (zilch), then I'm not going to waste $40 having a professional confirm my diagnosis!

:) Yay yay yay yay, yay yay yay yay, the ants go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah...

Posted by: phreq at October 4, 2004 11:14 AM

Thanks

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