You know, I always move flat chaotically and at breakneck speed:
I moved out of home at 17 by announcing I was moving out the next day...
I moved out of the squat in around two weeks...
I moved out of my next flat by making someone else do all the work...
I moved out of my next flat in little under a week...
Found a new place from the next flat in 3 days...
Moved out of the shitty flat I lived in and back up north in a bit under 2 weeks...
To get back down south, about ten days, although I only found the flat I'm in currently on day 9...
And now again, I've found a new flat within 3 days of deciding to move on.
I'd love to claim efficiency but it's really just that I usually feel rather at breaking point when I leave a place and desperate enough to grab anything in my price-range just for the sake of continuity!
I'm moving into a sit-com in some ways:
A vegetarian/vegan (with a dog) living in a immobile housebus
A committed Christian (with a dog) who is also the landlord
A guy employed at the meat-works (with a dog) who the landlord hardly sees
And me, a cynical agnostic (with a dog) who will finally have a real bed to sleep on after, um, how many flats did I say I'd lived in?
Suggestions on show titles? The Original QuadCouple is gone, I'm afraid, and so is Animal House :)