I'm a complete idiot. Bad phreq! I'll lock you in the wardrobe if you're not careful.
I've been trying to give up smoking (I've had maybe 1/8th of my normal amount) but I really f*cked it up today and now my mates are mad at me. What a phreqing idiot. Someone should lock me up so I can't do any further harm.
I am... an idiot... you are... a kindly apparition...
idiota, jaunty idiota;
idiota, jaunty plumerang.
I wonder what language I tortured that from.