June 26, 2005

Fighting Chance

The Fight For Life is a good cause. I'm just waiting for a celebrity to be seriously injured so that we can all agree: it's a good cause, but boxing is not the best sport to use.

Quite apart from the amount of violence and brain damage, I feel that boxing keeps women (and smart men) out of involvement. I understand that boxing has drama and unpredictability, so I offer the following propsoal:

Contestants are paired through challenges. If you want to fight someone, you challenge them to a duel (glove slap optional). Then the challenged contestant picks the form of duel:
- Paintball
- Chess
- Consumption of Unpleasant Things
- Trivial Pursuit Questions
- Air Hockey

I'd donate money to see that programme!

(oh, and save the... children/teenagers/various afflicted.)

Posted by phreq at June 26, 2005 06:28 PM | TrackBack
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