(to the tune of Little Hunk of Tin)
My zippo was a thing of joy,
It's not a tool and it's not a toy.
Had it for years and it was a friend,
But it's driving me round the bend.
Flick flick scrape curse curse flick try again,
Flick flick
You never go when I need you to,
Temperamental describes you.
Swapped you for a Bic which lights first time,
Don't need to say no more to finish this rhyme.
Flick flick scrape curse curse flick try again,
Flick flick.