Today marks the 350th episode of The Simpsons. I feel fortunate to have lived to see this day. If you call me between 7.30 and 8.00 tonight, you'd better have a good reason. Oh, and some sort of device that reconnects the landline and turns on my cellphone.
Heh heh. It's so confusing having the Lions playing the Lions tonight. Makes it a no-brainer for the commentators/omni-gods to predict the result, I suppose. Lions, Lions, Lions... no, not your Lions! Shuddupa your mouth!
Today it was very cold. I am wearing mainly thermals covered with polar-fleece wrapped up in snuggle-sack and two pairs of socks. Alllllmost warm. I might sleep under the heat pump. Mmmmm... 21 degree air. I can see why people worship fire, sunlight, heat and so forth.
Oh mighty heat pump, supplied beneficiantly by the landlord as required by the council's clean air act, we thank thee for thy bounty of relatively cheap warmth. Behold, I present to thee a sacrifice of hairy m&ms and small pieces of tinfoil. If you want me to eat them for you, please give me absolutely no sign...
thy will be done!
Don't chew the tinfoil man... it'll make your teeth zing!
Posted by: Karen at June 16, 2005 09:44 AMHow do you think I keep my teeth so shiny?
Just send me $30 and I will send you your very own TeethFoil(tm) kit. Each TeethFoil(tm) kit contains: preparatory toothpaste, toothbrush, superglue, and 50 foils, each carefully constructed to match the architecture of your OWN mouth, not like those other tray-whitening products that assume your parents weren't also your siblings.
Dems goods for the snaggletooths, they is!
Posted by: phreq at June 17, 2005 12:48 PM