Sock is almost definitely not pregnant. Damn, damn, damn! She's been shoving her swollen genitalia at male dogs for weeks now... and they just ain't interested. It's not just Charlie Brown, either! We sent her up to the breeder's farm (muttering imprecations against CB) and... nuttin' doing.
WHY?! What is wrong with my poor baby girl? She's pretty and willing, but I guess I just don't understand sexual attraction among English Cockers. Apparently, this 'happens', which is breeder speak for 'not my fault'.
Poor sexually frustrated Sock. Men just won't look at her! The female dogs know she's on heat though. Perhaps I have infected her with lesbianism?
On another topic entirely, I am snuggly warm in my snuggle sack. Thank you Zephfi! I have considered adding pockets, a belt and a hatch at the back, and just settling in until spring.
I reconsidered quickly. But it is nice and warm.
The car had a flat tyre this morning. So I jacked it up and changed the wheel - it took me a while to realise that the easiest way to put pressure on tyre-iron is standing on it, but once I'd got that principle into my semi-conscious, it all went swimmingly, and the wheel hasn't fallen off yet.
Those giant Adidas Haka-Men are just crying out for the addition of humourous genitalia. Aren't they? Or is it just me that thinks that every time I see one? I noticed the big one in the Square is very close to the pig pen.
I can't believe it, but I'm actually following rugby. Without duress! It makes me worry that some day, I will enjoy watching a 5-day test match of cricket. If that ever happens, will someone please shoot me?
The guy breaking his ankle the other day was fun to watch. Also the stamping feature of rugby intrigues me. Push push stomp, run run slam, kick rebound boo run score yay dance! That's good, honest sport. Arrr.
Perhaps Sock is emotionally disturbed. I find that at my darkest hours no one will touch me with a ten foot punt pole, which is kind of contrary to what you hear about the opportunistic-ness of people, males in particular. It almost restores my faith in human goodness, but not quite.
Posted by: suraya at June 12, 2005 11:03 PM*all* Cockers are emotionally disturbed! lol :) I did wonder if she was turning them off because she's away from me. Humph. I wanted puppies!
Posted by: phreq at June 13, 2005 03:24 PM