I'm getting increasingly toey about the use of the concept of sin in advertising. It seems like we've changed a sin from being a grave moral error to being a chocolate biscuit or some low-fat chips.
Why wasn't that evil bastard Capill described as a sinner? He makes me so angry. Head of the fucking Christian Heritage Party, and at the same time, molesting little girls. He was moralising about the evils of homosexuals at the same time as he was shoving his greedy fingers down a little girl's pants.
I hope you hang yourself, Capill. What would Jesus do? He'd spit on your worthless prick, that's what he'd do.