April 06, 2005

Quotable Quotes

I know that in your culture it's rude to look people in the eye. In my culture, it's also rude to stare at someone's breasts and drool. - bro town

Would you stand for 12 hours to look at the pope's dead body? I don't think I would. I might wait for an hour or two, if I happened to be in Rome.

I'm feeling kinda fat and unhappy at the moment. I'm in a lot of pain and it is really hard to work out what to do to make myself feel better. Plus I have an appointment with WINZ tomorrow where they will try to take some money off me.

I took Sock for a walk around Hagley Park yesterday - it took over an hour! Both our tongues were hanging out by the time we finished. They have a stupid (imho) rule that no dogs are allowed in the Botanic Gardens, which means you have to cut across into the centre of the park or take the pavement along by Christ's College. It's even more illogical when you factor in that dogs can be exercised off the leash in Hagley Park, and that there is no clear border between HP and BG.

I have tickets to the Heavy Jones Trio gig at the Dux this Saturday, which should be good fun. Mel etc is going along too.

Posted by phreq at April 6, 2005 09:39 PM | TrackBack
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Your feelings are fine, but you are not fat. You are skinny. Too Skinny, and don't discount what I say out of jealousy because I am bigger than you. I hope the WINZ thing went ok.

Love

Posted by: giffy at April 7, 2005 09:16 AM

Well, WINZ had apparently rescheduled the appointment and told everyone involved except... me. So after a 15 minute wait someone comes over and says: oh! um... Ralph isn't here today. Come back on Monday.

Posted by: phreq at April 8, 2005 02:23 PM

Don't ya love government departments? Crazy places.

I can assure you that you are NOT fat.

Posted by: Emba at April 8, 2005 02:47 PM
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