She lines her water dish with the New Yorker. Telling her a joke is like chugging weet-bix. Sometimes when I'm especially witty, she quietly dons her raincoat and slips out the door.
Yup, Santa came through! (I love you, Jebus!)
Sock has got a Drizabone, a proper one, a real one, just for dogs! It's just like the coats for people. It's lined with the Drizabone lining with the little bones on, and the fasteners have bones too... and it has two good-side pockets on the back, big enough to pack plastic bags and leads. And it has a little collar and the leather logo on the back of the neck... oh she's just so darling. Really. There are no other words for it.
I shall take a photo and post it but for now just savour my stunning imagery.
"Darling." Feel free to quote me.
I have a secret hope that if enough toy and spaniel-type dogs wear Drizabone jackets, it will influence Speights to take down those bloody, bloody billboards. Surely you don't look sufficiently macho/sexist/racist/homophobic when the Pomeranian Society endorses your outdoor wear...
Maybe I'm just too blonde but I really don't get some of them. I mean the one about cloning not catching on. What does it mean? The others I can at least look at & go Ok they're trying to be funny. But that one just makes me go Whaaaat???? everytime I see it.
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