I am the heir apparent to the Queen of the World.
Apple trees grow out of your ears if you swallow apple seeds.
I can fly to the moon on a duck.
Dogs can speak English, they just choose not to so we don't make them do more work.
Everyone driving knows what everyone driving is thinking, rendering things like indicators useless.
Hollywood should make more lowest common denominator movies aimed at making fun of everyone.
Librarians are evil, they want to take all your money and destroy your will to read. And your child's interest in reading. Librarians want to eradicate fun from the world.
Dreams come true if you dream them more than once.
Sleeping with your head touching someone else's makes you dream the same thing.
It's easy and fun to make clothing from fig leaves.
Two smaller pieces of cake are less than one big piece of cake.
Humans don't need sunlight.
Posted by jenni at April 30, 2004 11:46 AM