November 03, 2003

By any other name...

My hobbit name is Lily Bramble of Willow Bottom. My elf name is Uruviel Lossehelin. I would rather be an elf, but I think I'm probably a hobbit. Mostly because I am short and I love food. I don't have curly hair or hairy feet.

My pirate name is Red Jenny Bonney, but if I decide I like a blend of colours more then it's Calico Jenny Bonney. I think it's good that I'm descended from Ann Bonney.

What a co-inky-dink! My workmate just sent me this website, in which I can find out many many names for myself. Including my smurf name. Hee!

If I put in Jenni I'm cleft palate smurf, which I'm not terribly happy with. If I put Jennifer then I'm Jojoba smurf, which I find much cooler.
I can just imagine little smurf me, scenting people's shampoos, Body shop products and correcting the pronounciation of my name. (Ho-ho-ba thank you.)

I look forward to finding out what smurf you are, dear reader....

Also my Jedi name according to an old email used to be Jenlancer of the planet Monofeme. Now it's Jenmirage of the planet Monofeme. (This is the first three letters of your name combined with the model of car and you're from the planet the last drug you took. Monofeme is an all-girl planet, and quite densely populated too.)

According to that website my Jedi name is SANJE KNWEL of the planet Monofeme, which I like less. Mostly because Sanjay is an Indian boy's name and Apu's brother from Simpsons.

Posted by jenni at November 3, 2003 12:24 PM
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