beautiful monsters: Wooooh!

June 30, 2004


I got mail! I got a parcel even! From the UK! From Cathy! With strict instructions not to open it until Saturday, which is my birthday. (How did Cathy know when my birthday is? Where did I leave that lying around?)

Iím so excited. Since I canít open it yet, Iím amusing myself eliminating the possibilities.
Itís not Big Ben unless heís smaller than I thought.
Itís not a handsome prince cos itís the wrong shape.
Itís not one of the guards from Buckingham Palace (see above re: shape).
Itís not a nice cuppa, cos the packaging ainít soggy.
Itís not scones, cos they wouldnít have made it past the sniffer dogs.
Itís not the obligatory birthday hanky, cos itís too big and my nana already sent me that.
Itís not a soccer ball. Unless itís deflated and neatly folded.
Itís not chocolates, unless theyíre so well packed they donít rattle.
I hope itís not something that would break if you rattled it too hard.

There are still several possibilities under investigation. Iíll keep you posted.

Posted by Fionnaigh at June 30, 2004 02:43 PM

is it an exotic english flightless bird?
Is it a plane?

Happy birthday from me to you for Saturday! May your days be full of raisins and cookies, and your nights warm and toasty.

Posted by: Tahnda at June 30, 2004 03:27 PM

Ooooh! Parssels!

Maybe its some fog?
(in a box)

Posted by: Siobhann at July 1, 2004 11:25 AM

hi there, i discovered this by accident, an embarrassing accident which i dont think id like to expand on, anyway, im new to this kind of thing, reading on about somebodies experiences and stuff, intruiging, i found i didnt want to read on, but i couldnt look away, just kept reading, i love your thoughts, i just want to wish you a happy birthday,

ps. my birthday falls a day before yours - imma scoul restaurants for free birthday meals. hehe

Posted by: werrnell at July 1, 2004 02:20 PM

Happy Birthday to you! (etc)

Posted by: Siobhann at July 4, 2004 03:13 AM

angel انجل angel انجل

Posted by: angel at July 8, 2004 04:41 AM