I feel sort of miffed that this week, for the first time ever, no one found my blog by searching for “tiger sounds.” I’m not sure why, but it never fails to make me smile.
Judging from the number of people who come to beautiful monsters via a search for “create graffiti,” I’m starting to think I could make a fortune by writing a how to guide.
I don’t have Iona’s knack for search term found poems, but here are some of my favourite things that you’ve searched for…
bornholdt glass breathing
tiger sounds
challenging blowjobs
which bird did tennyson invite to eat his cherries
environmentalist guilt tripping positive vision
backyard yurt
bookshelf paint sticky
how to draw oriental monsters
spiking little kids hair
rejection letter samples
evil carebears
random trollops
Bible monsters
evil stencils
"has to have a penis"
man not included
naked blog
being alone stinks
babtism wall paper only
kahlua caffeine scientific
procrastination teenagers
They'll have beautiful children
how to destroy mould in the bathroom
straight woman is flirting with me
squealing noise in plumbing
crushes on teachers
pointed fangs
monsters having sex
i am confused about my sexuality
That's an impressive list!
I especially like "which bird did tennyson invite to eat his cherries"
great stuff. all I had this week was 'googilism'.
Posted by: Jenni at January 13, 2004 07:54 AM